I ain't afraid of no....shark?!

I love Halloween. LOVE is an understatement. C, not a huge fan. His exact words actually were, "I just like it because of you." Awww. I love that man. Anywho, since he's not exactly the Halloween type, it's up to yours truly to pick a costume. Last year he was deployed, so I didn't have to worry so much, but the year before we kicked the costume contests tush and were a trophy wife and sugar daddy. Literally, I was a trophy. I laughed so hard. I think I'm hysterical.

Well, I've been toying with ideas. Oh, and let me preface this with the hubby is being a party pooper this year and doesn't want to do a "couple's" costume. I totally wanted to be Miss Piggy and Kermit, but he said, and I quote, "No way in H-E-double hockey sticks am I going to be a frog." UGH. So, now I'm on the hunt.

Since I love dressing up and I love funny costumes, these are my contenders:

I am slightly in love with this. I think I need it.

Wait, THIS one is unbelievably awesome as well. It makes me think of the Demetri Martin sketch and now I can't stop laughing. I have to have this.

I think this is brillance!

"“I’m afraid of sharks, but only in a water situation. Like, if I saw a shark on the street, I’d be like, ‘WHAT?! SCREW YOU!’ That’s the opposite of how I am with lions.” -Demetri Martin.

HAHAHAHAHHA doesn't that just make you laugh so hard?! HAHAHAHHAHA. Ok, deep breaths Megan, deep breaths.

My last and final idea is a peacock.

However, I worry I'm going to take out an eye, meaning my own. Or knock over some drinks. Something. I'm clumsy as heck.

So, I need to narrow it down because obviously I waited until the last minute. Would you rather be a parrot, a shark, or a peacock? Or should I pull a Cher and just be all three? Costume changes anyone? Heck yea!