It's an "almost summer" giveaway!

I feel like having a giveaway. You folks like giveaways right? Right. And since it's almost summer, I wanted to share these items that remind me of summer time. Or make me want the beach. Or a drink. Or all of the above.

Ok, here it is.

Coconut Shimmer Body Butter

This makes me crave a piña colada. And the beach. I need a tan.

And because I love nothing more than iced coffee in the summer time:

$15 Starbucks gift card. That's a lot of lattes. Or mochas. Or whatever the heck you want. Now I want a coffee.

And lastly, I love candles and kiwi. So why not combine them!

Kiwi Strawberry Vanilla Parfait Just Desserts™ Single Servings™ Jar

Kiwi-strawberry-vanilla sounds divine. And dreamy. And the bright green color screams summer.

*Legal mumbo jumbo: This is my own giveaway. No one sponsored, no one donated. All items are courtesy of yours truly.

So, how do you win you may ask? Well, I'll tell ya!

Contest will be open until next Friday, May 27. So that gives us a week. That is, if nothing happens on May 21st. Fingers crossed we are saved folks.

Mandatory:

Leave a comment telling me your favorite thing about summer. Yup, it's that easy.

Extra entries (be sure to leave separate comments):

1. Follow me on Twitter

2. Follow my lovely blog via FB or GFC.

3. Tweet this giveaway: I'm not creative enough to know how to link and all that, so just say whatever the heck you feel like! :)

Good luck!

Top 5

So I may or may not own the whole series of Friends. Don't judge me, it's a damn good show. Remember Myspace?! Well, back in the olden days of Myspace, my profile said, and I quote, "I believe life can be compared to an episode of Friends, Seinfield, or SATC." And to this day I still believe it.

With that being said, my dear friend Steph is playing a little game based upon the episode of Friends where Ross has his top five list.
Mine are in no particular order, except for number 1. Brad Pitt will always hold the key to my heart. Ahem, I mean, my husband will. ;)

Dreamy..........

Dude, how hot is Brad Pitt? Seriously. I want to name my future son Tristan based upon his character in Legends of the Fall. I heart him. Muy mucho. I may or may not threaten C sometimes that I'll leave him for Brad Pitt if he pisses me off enough. ;)

Only You

I love Robert Downey Jr. to this day. Don't get me wrong, he is aging well, but seriously, look how dreamy he looks. I am a sucker for the old school RDJ. This movie made my heart go pitter patter. And I may have cut out Marisa Tomei. Don't judge me. 

Oliver Hudson

I totally crushed on Oliver back when Dawson's Creek was on. That was such a good show....I also think KHudson would be an awesome sis in law. I'm just sayin'.

Ok for real this story happened. My really really really really good friend Beth moved to LA 10 years ago. She asked me prior to leaving which celebrity I wanted her to hook me up with. I chose Paul Walker. I'm still waiting........

Paul Walker

I love a man that can drive a fast car. Va va vooooooom. :)

And lastly, Matthew McConaughey. I don't even think I need to explain this one.

He's just so charming. And fun. And I enjoy seeing him without a shirt. There, I said it.

Now for the hubby's list. His are in specific order. He told me to make sure I metion that.

We have a HUGE poster of Gwen in our basement, aka the man cave. And yes, he refers to her on a first name basis. And he is a bit salty at her for the moment for having kids with Gavin, but he's a forgiving person, so she still remains at number 1. I kid you not, those were his exact words.

Sometimes at kareoke I try to sing No Doubt songs. It doesn't go over well. I would be kicked out of the band.

Rachael Ray

Giada

C said, "I like them because they can cook." He loves cooking. A lot. He will watch their shows then spoil me with their recipes. However, now that I think about it. I can't cook. I don't even know why we are together ha!

His next choice is the "hot chick from Fast and the Furious." Awesome honey. He likes that she knows about cars, which mind you, I haven't a clue about. Again, why are we married?!

Michelle Rodriguez

And lastly, he asked that I specify his next choice. Christina Aguilera from the Dirty album. I guess if I can be specific about Robert Downey Jr. he can too.

Who is your celebrity top 5? And what would you do if you came face to face with them, a la Ross and Rachel?

Nothing says comfort like a bunch of amazing girlfriends!

I'll set the scene: Vegan restaurant (hello delicious mac and cheese!), 6 girls and significant others, and one sucky ass DJ. Lots of laughter ensued.

Since the Mr. took my camera, I don't have one. So I'm stealing. So sue me.

Also, to preface. I was nervous. Not nervous about meeting these lovelies, because honestly, I can talk to a wall. But nervous that they would not be who they said they were. I've seen way too many Dateline episodes and was praying that Chris Hansen wouldn't pop out. He did not. Thank GOD.

Photo courtesy of Steph and Jessica.

We are some fine lookin' ladies, don't ya think?

There's Em, Claire, Anni, Steph, moi, Maria, and Jessica. I heart them.

Check out their blogs to see how the night progressed. :) I'll warn you, it involves snuggies, laughing, and awesome dancing. Miss you ladies already!

Tail Wagging Tuesday, Kitten Konfidential

I'm about 99% sure that Tail Wagging Tuesday is about dogs, but my kitten totally fit today's prompt: the look. The puppy dog (kitten) eyes that say, "but mommmmm, I didn't do it!" or "I'm too cute to be up to no good!". Yup, that's my Raven.

Last time I checked kittens weren't allowed on the counter. I could be wrong.

Also, I don't think you are supposed to recycle animals. I'm about 100% sure that is frowned upon. Sigh.

See that, "who me?!" look?  I'm such a softie.

Does your pet have a look? And are you a sucker like moi?

A Royal Wedding day gift for me!

One of my besties lives in London. (Insert jealously here!). I have been trying to convince the hubby for YEARS now to transfer to the base out there. No luck. Had he granted my request I could be enjoying the festivities live today. Sigh.

I digress. However, the benefit of her being out there is now I can get a boatload of Royal Wedding souveniers! Here's a list of what I'd like please, in no particular order. \

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KaTEA tea bags. Get it?! I laughed for an hour. I need these.

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The lovely Dorabee introduced these to me. It was love at first sight. I'd like them all. Hey, you never know when guests will stop by!

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A bit much? No? Our fridge could use an upgrade.

Let me know if you get/find any awesome Royal Wedding loot!

5x7 Folded Card

Love You Grandma Mother's Day 5x7 folded card

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Tickle Me Tuesday

I've been totally obsessed with embrodiery lately. I'm not very good at it, but whatevs. I also love cupcakes. Those I am good at! Good at making, good at eating, good at licking the bowl clean. Yum. So why not combine my loves with this!

Cupcake pattern

This pattern is totally free and totally adorable. Sigh, I just wish it was edible. Now I'm hungry.

Wild Olive

I actually bought this one as my newest project. And I totally agree. The roll must go over.



Sublime Stitching: Hundreds of Hip Embroidery Patterns and How-To

I totally want this. It's just full of amazingness.

What's been tickling your fancy this week? And do you have any tips to help me on my new projects?