Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Dear Mystic Tan,

You should be happy to know that I am the most paranoid person on the planet. With that being said, thankfully I followed my gut and got a spray tan 3 weeks BEFORE my wedding. Otherwise I would wear my dress looking like the above photo.

Mystic Tan, I did not realize that I had to specific my color. When asked if I wanted level 1, 2, or 3, I should have been more specific. I will apologize. I want normal. Err, healthy. Glowing. NOT pumpkin. I forgot to mention that.

Now, when C calls me "pumpkin" I don't know if he's making fun of me or means it. Sheesh.

Sincerly,

Me